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Check out this BS from a recent eBay auction....

This is a Lothar Schell Piano. Mr Lothar Schell has been designing pianos for Bosendorfer Piano for many years. Lother Schell is a german master piano builder designer and engineer. The outstanding Lothar Schell piano is designed by German master piano engineer Mr. Lother Schell. He has gained over 35 years experience working for musical instrument manufacturers all over the world. His work can be found in places such as Germany, Japan, England, Russia, Italy, Korea, and China. As of today more than 100,000 instruments world wide are built and distributed wearing his handwriting. The Lothar Schell piano is built with the finest material available through the hands of highly skilled and experienced craftsman. The materials used to produce domestic line and imported from countries such as Germany and Japan. Specs: Tuning pins: Nickel plated Hammer: Imadegawa hammerhead made in Japan and Beijing piano factory ABEL Keys: Solid Spruce wood with busing and maple buttons Plate: Vacuum Casting Iron Plate Rim: Continuous popular cross banded inner and outer rim high frequency glued Finish: Wipe on polyurethane sealer followed by 4 coats of polyester resin Soundboard: 5 laminated of selected quarter sawn spruce, cross banded & waterproof Pin Block 22 layers plyblock of german beechwood manufactured by Dehonit near Olpe in Germany Action: Schwander system ERARD sprind and butterfly repetition sprind hardrock maplewood. Imported premium quality felt Player system is also available on Lothar Schell pianos