Actually, using advanced tracing webtools, I'm sure, beyond any reasonable doubt that:
Mark Slater is Verne ( 'just another poster'

Gerry P.Tooner is Rick Clark ElenaConcertPianist is Tom Shaw Ron Gardini is Peter Sellers Larry from Atlanta lives in Tel Aviv Dwain Lee sleeps with his secretary ('I have never snored with this woman !'

Martin Patton is actually an armoured vehicle Sonarat Citalis (aka Jeff Jones) is Pogorelich playing tricks on us. Davey Song4 is David Plotnik, a famous hassidic fiddler from Queens,NY.
Mobutu Mbwave, chairman of the African Education Comitee.