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Bud Abbott: 'Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third'.
Lou Costello: 'I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!'
Bud Abbott: 'Oh, that's our shortstop.'
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That covers 'Who'.
As for the score:
The Cleveland Symphony Orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. There is an extensive section where the bass players don't play for 20 minutes or so. One of them decided that, rather than stand around on stage looking bored and stupid, they'd all just file offstage and hang out backstage, then return when they were about to play. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
On the night of the performance, the bass players filed off as planned. The last one had barely left the stage when the leader suggested, 'Hey, we've got 20 minutes, let's run across the street to the bar for a few!'
This idea was met with great approval, so off they went, tuxedos and all, to loosen up. Well....15 minutes and a few rounds later, one of the bass players said, 'Shouldn't we be heading back? It's almost time.'
But the leader announced, 'Oh don't worry, we'll have some extra time
